During testimony before the grand jury, Scooter Libby stated that he forgot many things because he was "very busy".

Karl Rove was also forced to admit his workload in service to his beloved country prevented him from remembering things.

And now, just this week, Alberto Gonzales had to remind Nancy Pelosi that he was too busy doing the people's work to attend her teaparties (or whatever crap she is doing instead of the people's work)

Apparently, the America-hating liberal commie homosexuals won't be satisfied until the American people speak out in defense of their dedicated public servants.

Please supply these America-hating liberal commie homosexuals with proof of activites you were involved in or correspondence you had with any Republican, so Nancy will get off their backs already!

Please provide the date, time and activity you were involved in and with which busy Republican, just to prove to Nancy Pelosi that busy people can forget things!

The Greatest President Ever!Edit

(couldn't throw first pitch out for baseball's opening day, 2007)

Scooter LibbyEdit

On June 7, 10, and 15, 2003, I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby paid me to dance in cage with a guy dressed up in a bear suit, while he and some friends stood around and talked about highly classified matters of national security. Apparently Dick Cheney is really into this sort of thing. Scooter said that this kind of "atmosphere" helps Dick compose his thoughts. It seemed kinda weird to me, but they paid me a lot, so whatevs. The guy in the bear suit looked vaguely familiar. He was loaded up on meth and kept dry humping my leg, but it had to have been about 150 degrees inside that bear suit (it was June, after all). Karl Rove was there on the 15th, but not the other two times. Anyway, I'm sure they've all forgotten about it by now, being so busy and all. --thisniss 18:41, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

Karl RoveEdit

Alberto GonzalesEdit

Speedy and me wuz gettin' ready for a trip down to Cabo to watch the "Girls Gone Wild" Heh, heh.--Dubya 21:16, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

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