The Bush Derangement Syndrome

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After a thorough examination, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.
has diagnosed you as suffering from a case of
The Bush Derangement Syndrome

The Bush Derangement Syndrome (BDS) is a scientifically, not-at-all invented "disease" that is the complete opposite of persecution-complex. The Bush Derangement Syndrome is what liberals and all haters suffer from since they were not able to install Al Gore as president.


This disease is suffered only by liberals who hate America as evidenced by their hatred for America's Greatest President Ever!

The first symptom is searching for facts in their every day life followed by reading to satisfy their fact lust.

However, not all persons who read suffer from BDS; other symptoms must also be present before a diagnosis of BDS is final.

Other symptoms include:

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After a cursory review, the doctor recommends The Bush Derangement Syndrome undergo drastic invasive surgery and perhaps a few more medicines.

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