The Bohemian-Gay Index

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The Bohemian-Gay Index
is an insidious part of the
Fancy-pantsification of America!

The Bohemian-Gay Index is another name for the San Francisco phone book. It is also a theory postulated by Dr. Richard Florida which states:

Artistic, Bohemian and Gay populations increase housing values
in the neighborhoods and communities they inhabit.

In other words, the gays can influence the price of your house with a fey wave of their hand. That's just great, now all you need is a house with a view of a goateed beatnik playing his bongos while he smokes a clove cigarette and chisels a sculpture of K.D. Lang.

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