In the words of The Greatest President Ever, the Axis Of Evil (pronounced "access of evil") is a group of evildoers of the worst order. They believe that America is weak and materialistic, and are as wrong as they are evil.
They are terrorists. But more than that, they provide aid, comfort and support to terrorists. They also grow, manufacture and package terror in special terror factories operated by terror Oompah Loompahs, no doubt taking jobs that would otherwise go to good honest Americans. They then export that terror all over the world. Thanks a lot FedEx and UPS!
They hate our freedom, and are scared by it. They repress their peoples' hope for freedom, seek chemical, biological and nucular weapons, plot to develop anthrax and nerve gas, already have used poison gas to murder thousands of their citizens -- leaving the bodies of mothers huddled over their dead children. They agree to international inspections then kicked out the inspectors because they have something to hide from the civilized world. They operate in remote jungles and deserts, hide in the centers of large cities.
The Middle EastEdit
- France - How do you like them apples, France?
- Germany - a member of the original Axis of Evil
- Italy - a member of the original Axis of Evil
- Spain - The gayest
- Adolf Hitler - a member of the original and new and improved Axis of Evil
- Cuba - Fidel Castro, Communist
- Venezuela - Hugo Chavez, Communist
- Bolivia - Evo Morales, Communist
- Brazil - Lula da Silva, Communist
- Latin America Alliance
The Animal KingdomEdit
- All Bears
The Corporate WorldEdit
- Michael Moore
- Tom Daschle
- Al Franken
- Evil Knievel
- The Axis of Bad Georges
- Madonna - singing whore and also part of the Boobs of Evil
- The Economy
- Harry Potter
- Charles Darwin
- Iphone company (the not giving away free guys)
Many have wondered: why "Axis"? Why not "puddle of evil" or some kind of "blob of evil"? The answer is Evilometry - the art of determining how evil something really is and why it is evil, as opposed to just malevolent (The very reason Knievel is Evil while Dr. Evil is not).
Evil has three axes:
- Islamo-Fascist Axis of evil, home to Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein and other Iranian leaders.
- Liberalo-Punkist Axis of evil - where the Democrats and MySpace lie.
- Z-Axis of evil - the axis on which Mathematics, Scientists and the like enter the intersection of Islam and Democrats to complete the evil three-way.
Together the three axes of evil form The Axis of Evil.