The Anti-Christ

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The Anti-Christ,
when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad!
Keep your hands where we can see them!

The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
The Anti-Christ
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!

Obama is no Messiah… he is the Anti-christ!!!

Quite literally, The Anti-Christ is exactly everything that Jesus is not. While Jesus loves everyone, The Anti-Christ hates everyone. While Jesus says to turn the other cheek, The Anti-Christ moons everyone. While Jesus advices his followers to "do unto others," The Anti-Christ is always pulling shit, fooling people over and over, then fooling, fooling people, can't get fooled again.

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Rivalry With ChristEdit

Crap That Can Be Blamed On The Anti-ChristEdit

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