The American Story

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Baby Jesus
The American Story
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!

The American Story is the faith Americans have in their country's ability to provide for them.

Old American StoryEdit

Had mufketf, took land

New American StoryEdit

have high tech muskets, take land

Old Old American StoryEdit

When America defeated the Nazis and ran everything on coal.

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