"The America Conventions"
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The America Conventions are a response to the US military's decision to follow The Geneva Conventions.

How are we supposed to fight a war with rules set up in a country that never fights? The Genvea Conventions are, in the words of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, "quaint."

The America ConventionsEdit

  • Comply with The Geneva Conventions, but on American terms
    • Use the Sumerian, Roman and Aztec law codes to interpret what 'civilized' means
    • Alien civilization makes anal probing OK
      • To avoid 'outrages on human dignity,' we won't put detainees on Fear Factor

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