The Abominable Snowman
is one of the things they don't want you to know about.


Actual photo of the Abominable Snowman!

The Abominable Snowman is the largest living land mammal. His continued, happy, thriving existence gives the lie to the liberal myth of "global warming". If global warming were real, don't you think the Abominable Snowman would be suffering? But when was the last time you heard the tree hugging whineanistas decrying the fate of the poor A.S.?

That's right: never. Why? Because they don't want you to know!

Fun Factoids about the Abominable SnowmanEdit

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