Texas Hold 'Em
needs to be Colbertized
Please watch and take notes from
the correct episode of The Colbert Report to get it right!

dont start with joke

surge not escalation

GWB cannot be stopped

keep marching on like a one man zombie army

20k not enough

50k not enough

100k not enough

300k doesn't cut it

need to bet nothing less thn 300-M troops

every american in military (except gays)

rather face IED not IRS

once america is occupied no threats

lay balls on green felt

Presidency almost over, legacy can live forever

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