Don't Mess With Texas!
Please indicate below what you will be bringing to the party, including guests and indicate what activites you will be participating in.
- Deep Fried Electrocuted Road Kill
- Governor Rick Perry
- The Greatest President Ever
- Jenna and her boyfriend
- Mrs. Sweetwater's 2nd grade class (but only if they're good)
- members of Houston's Lakewood Church congregation (whoever wins the ticket auction)
- appeal-tearing contest
- ↑ The word "Execution" was trademarked by the State of Texas, 1845