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The Republic of Texas

Texan is anything that comes from the Republic of Texas. It may refer to food, culture, or hot specimins of the female sex.

However, it is most commonly refered to of the great race that inhabits its boundaries and is the superior form of the American language. Some of its most common words are "howdy", "ain't", "y'all," "Bar-B-Que", "enchilada", "damn Yankee", and "George W. Bush is the greatest president ever and he's doin a heckuva job".

Famous Texans Edit

Of the 43 MEN (remember, only men are qualified and fully capable of serving as Commander in Chief) that have served as President of the United Sates of America, the four greatest have been born and raised in the Republic of Texas. These great MALE leaders are as followed:


Our Greatest Leader. In this photo, he was quoted of saying, "Everytime I think, I get a pain right here."

  • Dwight Eisenhower, 34th President of the United States
  • Lyndon B. Johnson, 36th President of the United States (actually born and raised in Texas)

Other great famous Texans include Ross Perot, Hank Hill, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Dr. Phil McGraw, and Jessica Simpson (she is a woman, and had it not been for her large breasts, she would not be listed, as she is a woman).


The Army of the Republic

And do not forget our High Protector, Walker Texas Ranger and his band of Texas Rangers and a District Attorney.

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