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Terror Babies are Al-Qaeda trained toddlers born out of wedlock from fureign parents that tainted our American soil so they could secure American Citizenship for their tricycle-terrorists.
Do not let these mini-terrorists fool you, their innocent exterior hides a terrible and sinister form that hates America and sleeps with their Teddy Bears while dreaming of burning the American flag and tearing apart our Constitution. Only Real Americans can see their real form, yet liburals and hippies fail to see these mini-terrorists as a dangerous threat.
- Have sex with a Mexican until pregnant.
- Wait for Doctor's approval for expecting mooslim mothers to traverse the hazardous Mexican-Texan desert without endangering the fetus or causing a miscarriage.
- Survive the hardships of a desert environment, avoid the dangers of wild animals, and drink plenty of fluids to avoid heat-stroke (according with logistics, we will lose 99.9% of our fetus sleeper agents this way, but it is worth it)
- Once US soil reached, force the babies out of the stomach and file for US citizenship.
- Expose our sleepercell agents (aka mooslim children) to the lazy immoral godless hedonistic American lifestyle for the next 20 years to blend with their godless infidel society and then name ourselves as "American Mooslims".
- The infidel Americans will never see it coming.
- Anderson Cooper supports Terror Babies and John Stewart
- Rep. Louie Gohmert will continue to fight Terror Babies threat
- Jew Liberal supports terror babies
- Terror Babies sympathizer fired
- Terror Babies are real!
- CNN confirms, Terror Babies are real!!
- Terror Babies are already conquering England
- British Empire fails to heed warning!
- Terror Baby sympathizer arrested
- Nebraska passes anti-terror baby law
- America to go to the source of terror
- America safe from terror babies