Baby Jesus
The Baby Jesus and The Baby Satan
are fighting over the very soul of
Terrestrial Radio
Abandon Truthiness All Ye Who Enter This Internets Tube!
"Terrestrial Radio"
discusses one of the Liberal's Magical Machines.

Terrestrial radio is an inferior land based and liberal version audio version of the television and is available to Americans free of charge. Radio supports such liberals as NPR, which is a well known enemy of the Colbert Report. Many news radio stations emphasize policies of Un-truthiness, in which they give the news as it actually happened. personalities are wary of showing their faces lest they be punished for their Un-truthiness which is television. Knowing this, one can understand this is a tactic to shy away from being invited on the Colbert Report, where they may be further shamed for their Un-Truthiness. All though many evil, Colbert hating, truth telling, liberals hide their faces behind terrestrial radio, Rush Limbaugh has remained on the terrestrial radio to fight them, and reclaim terrestrial radio for Stephen Colbert. It is a known fact that one day the Colbert Report and Rush Limbaugh will wage war against terrestrial radio, and recapture it for the pure purpose of eradicating this safe haven for liberals. Once it has been captured it will be destroyed.

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Oh No!
Terrestrial Radio
needs help fast!
Quick! Someone call the cavalry!

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