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TERMS OF SERVICE AGREEMENT IS AN INVISIBLE DOCUMENT THAT SERVES AS THE LEGAL/RELIGIOUS CONTRACT BETWEEN THE USER AND THE BUSINESS/SERVICE.

DESCRIPTION OF TERMSEdit

Description of terms -
Fair - Balanced - Good -
Evil -
Service -
User -
Acceptance -
Ah f^@k it...I do what I want -
Affected -
Handle -
Obsessed -
Collective Body - Doing it to yourself -

1. ACCEPTANCE OF TERMSEdit

COMPANIES REALIZE THAT FORMAL AGREEMENTS AND WRITTEN OR ELECTRONIC CONFORMATIONS HAMPER UPON THE USER'S STRESSFUL SCHEDULE. ACEEPTANCE OF TERMS IS OFTEN COMPLETED BY USE OF THE SERVICE IN THE PAST, PRESENT OR FUTURE TENSE.

2. DESCRIPTION OF SERVICEEdit

SERVICE DEPENDS UPOND ELIGIBILITY. THE COMPANY RESERVES THE RIGHT TO REDUCE, EXPAND OR ALTER THE SERVICE AT ANY TIME WITHOUT NOTICE TO USER. THE COMPANY AND IT'S AFFIATES MAY REFUSE TO ACCKNOWLEDGE OR DENY THE ABSOLUTE EXISTANCE OF THE SERVICE UPON BREACH OF TOS.

4. PRIVACY AND PERSONAL INFORMATIONEdit

SERVICE/BUSINESS PROMISES TO ONLY INFRINGE UPON YOUR FREEDOMS TO STIMULATE THE ECONOMY. SERVICE/BUSINESS PROMISES TO ONLY RELEASE TO THE GOVERNMENT OR USE PRIVATE INFORMATION FOR MATTERS OF NATIONAL SECURITY ONLY AGAINST REAL THREATS HOME AND ABROAD.

6. EXCLUSION OF WARRANTIESEdit

ANY TAMPERING WITH SERVICE OR NEGLIGENCE OF INSTRUCTION SHALL VOID ALL WARRANTIES ENTITLED TO THE USER. THE USER UNDERSTANDS THAT DAMAGES ENCURED DURING THE USER/SERVICE RELATIONSHIP SHALL BEAR NO RESPONSIBILITY TOWARD THE COMPANY BEFORE, AFTER AND DURING THE USER RELATIONSHIP.

7. LIMITATION OF LIABILITYEdit

THE USER UNDERSTANDS THAT ANY AND ALL FALSE CLAIMS BROUGHT AGAINST THE COMPANY/SERVICE AS A COLLLECTIVE BODY ARE NULL TO PROTECT THE RIGHTS OF THE COMPANY/SERVICE AS A COLLECTIVE BODY FROM ABUSE. THE COMPANY GRANTS EQUAL RIGHTS TO BOTH THE USER AND THE COMPANY WITH EXCEPTIONS TO CASES IN WHICH THE COMPANY FEELS INFRINGED UPON...AS A COLLECTIVE BODY.

8. CHANGES TO TERMSEdit

THE SERVICE RESERVES THE RIGHT TO CHANGE OR APPEAR TO HAVE CHANGED CONDITIONS WITHOUT PROIR NOTICE. THE USER WAVIERS THIS RIGHT TO MAINTAIN SOME LEVEL OF SANITY FOR THE SERVICE. ANY AND ALL COMPLAINTS TO THE SERVICE WILL EITHER BE RESPONDED WITH SILENCE OR A "TOTALLY FUCKING GOT YA!" LETTER OF REGRET.

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