A ten foot pole is generally found up the behinds of America hating Liberals that is used in order for them not to have to touch anything truely American. Made of pine and not sanded smooth, this enables it to stay in place as even the "pole" wants nothing to do with them.

Voting with the Ten foot pole Edit

Democrats vote using this pole in order for them to remain at a distance from those they vote for. Having to turn around and face away from the voting booth, this turns out to be the reason of the Florida debacle in 2000 as Floridian Democrats were unable to see who they were voting for.

Other Uses of the Ten Foot PoleEdit

  • Festivus

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