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Telecom is the capitalist industry that helps protect our phone lines and Internets from terrorists by supervising our calls, texting, and tubes we visit.


Thanks to the foresight of President Bush & Cheney, the Patriot Act allows telecom corporations to ignore liberal whining about their "privacy" being "violated", except when they whine to each other on the phone, which is recorded and used to add them to the enemy combatant list. Just because they refuse quality corporate jobs doesn't mean they are entitled to have conversations that are not recorded by the Free Market.

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