I am Ted Haggard (out) and my lawyer swears I'm not a

Haggard: What could possibly go wrong?

Ted Haggard is an evangelical reverend and President of the U.S. National Association of Evangelicals which boasts over 30 million memebers. His New Life Church in Colorado Springs (the Vatican of evangelical Christianity) has a membership of 14,000 making him one of the leaders of the religious right. a drug abusing homosexual who used to denounce such behaviour from his pulpit. Truly such hyprocrites make the Baby Jesus sad. No Republican or true Christian has ever been associated with him in any way.

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"Do you like to take it or give it?"
~ Ronald Reagan's Ghost
Ted Haggard (out)
makes the Baby Jesus cry,
and should be treated with caution contempt!

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