The taser is a personal defense weapon which sends a strong charge of electricity into an attacker. It's a great alternative for timid women and small children who can't use a gun. Ideal targets of the taser include thugs, deviants, chatty University of Florida students, and any passing liberal who is attacking America's dignity.
Additional good targets include in-laws, wandering husbands, and chatty liberals.
The Taser has been maligned by law-breakers as a dangerous weapon. How can anything that shoots less than a .45 round be dangerous?
|Don't taze me bro! Don't taze me!|