Talking Urinal Cakes, like the WhizMark Interactive Urinal Communicator invented by HealthQuest Technologies.
An invention created to supplement cinnamon-scented mute-urinal cakes and designed to replace inadvertently peeing on your friends as a measure of whether or not you should drive after drinking. The WhizMark and devices like it nag visitors to the urinal not to drink and drive.
However, there are draw-backs: the voice used by the cakes is female and may cause anxiety or feelings of inadequacy in the pee-er. In addition, the voice sounds like the same one used for the "Chatty Cathy" dolls, which make urinal guests feel they are peeing on Rosie the robot maid.
- "Hi handsome!"
- "Let me get my tweezers and a microscope so I can see it."
- "Senator, the stalls are behind you."
- "Mmmm... I love it when I get R-Kelleyed!"