Hello, Kitty
Hello, Taiwan
Asian and very good at math.
is a friend of the Asian Economy that brings Wealth and Prosperity to Capitalist Nations
The Free Market
American Investors thanks you, Taiwan
Hey, where the hell is
I don't care, it's not America...hey nice ass, lady!

A "country" somewhere in the east or better yet China's Mexico.

In essence, Taiwan is the anti-China. A long time ago the evil communist Chinese took most of China and the good not-communist Chinese had to go to Taiwan. And ever since then Taiwan has been plotting against China.

Taiwan is not, in fact, a true country. It is, however, a secret prison island where the US government has sent millions of illegal immigrants workers to work for less than minimum wage in an attempt to outproduce China. When something you buy says "Made in Taiwan", it means you are really supporting America. China is angry at the government for doing this, and is trying its damndest to retake Taiwan at any cost. Recent tactics have included overrunning its pastures with Chinese Cashmere Goats to both destroy its ecosystem and pollute the American heartland, as was said on the Colbert Report.

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