Body Parts Series
Taint is a term used to refer to the perineum (the region of the human body between the genitalia and the anus). This term has no basis in medical terminology and is most often considered lewd and obscene. Taint is specific to males and females.
It's called a taint because t'aint your balls and t'aint your ass.
Originated when medical professionals were trying to find a suitable alternative to the term perineum. "Well, t'ain't part of the penis and t'aint part of the asshole..."
There are various other slang terms associated with this region of the human body. These include "guiche," "geesh," "gooch," "chode," "swabble," "bonch," "nifkin," "runway," "fleshy fun-bridge," "million dollar pressure point," "durf," and "grundle."
What a moustache tickles.
Taint can also be slang for the Republican party canditate. Used in a sentence, it would sound like, "I cant belive you voted for John McCain! Hes such a taint! And he had sex with a bear, created a bear-human offspring, and then killed and ate it out of sheer boredom. Plus, I dont really agree with his plans to protect Alaska’s Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, only a taint would come up with a plan like that."
Warning, inserting needles into the Taint before being fried on the electric chair will cause a short circuit, only if they are wet.