Hello, Kitty
Hello, Taepodong-2 Missile
Asian and very good at math.
Taepodong-2 Missile
is a glorious article in the Korean Collection!
The Taepodong-2 Missile
Name: Taepodong-2
Image: You don't want to know
Function: Male sexual organ, if you can call it that
Contractor: North Korea
Unit Cost: Firstborn son
Deployment: Tested (failed)
Unit Count: One, if that
Engine: Liquid (semen)
Mass: Not massive enough
Length: Not long enough
Diameter: Not thick enough
Speed: Not fast enough
Range: Not far enough
Altitude: Not high enough
Warhead: Man-juice
Load Capacity: Never been tested
Guidance: Into what, Kim Jong Il's hand?
Launching Platform: Don't even ask

Everyone likes a good phallic missile photo op

The Taepodong-2 is the gayest missile ever. It was invented by Kim Jong Il, the evil leader of North Korea, who is not Kim Jong II.

After the countries of the Axis of Evil defied our Greatest President Ever and the Coalition of the Willing against allowing Hans Blix and his team of International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) nuculer inspectors from continuing inspections, North Korea announced its nuclear ambitions and soon after launched the Taepodong-2 missile at God via the air space over the Sea of Japan

Fortunately, PATRIOT missiles intercepted the North Korean missile before it could get into God's way. As a thank you, God has given the US military a successful victory in Iraq, the Moe of the Axis of Evil, according to truthiness expert Bill O'Reilly.

Ad blocker interference detected!

Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.