Hey Ma!
Pack your banjo and chewin' t'backer, we fixin' to enjoy us some
T. Boone Pickens
T. Boone Pickens
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America
Fred Phelps

T. Boone fixin' to drill another oil well or kill another commie, don't make no difference to him!

T. Boone Pickens is as red-blooded an American as any one man can get, and he's from Texas! Yee-haw!

Mr. Pickens is known as much for his drawl as he is for his endless flow of cash. T. Boone invests his money wisely: in hookers and blow and supporting our President!

Pickens is also the first Texas oilman to invest in "green energy" like wind and solar power, thus exercising his right as an American to make the natural world his bitch.

You go, T.!

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