T is silent, and so is this page. You didn't read about it here. In fact, you're not reading this, you're feeling it. A letter of The Alphabet. Wordinistas may want to tell you its place in the alphabet, but that's not important unless you're a librarian and like books. It has been missing from Stephen's last name for as long as he can remember. Stands for both "This is The Colbert Report" and "truthiness."
War ON T'sEdit
For centuries the letter t has plagued the non-colbertific man. The Colbert Nation is heading a war on the letter T and those that pronounce it at the end of words like sport and Colbert. Prof. McDoc is in favor of the eradication of the T menace, therefore, everyone should be in favor.