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After a thorough examination, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.
has diagnosed you as suffering from a case of
Swine Flu
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Swine Flu
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¡Cómo muy afortunado para tú, porque tú está aquí!
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IT'S TOO LATE NOW, ISN'T IT CONGRESS?

Swine flu is a recently-discovered disease that originated in Mexico and is, as of 2009, currently infecting America. It began as a false flag perpetrated by the CIA and Mossad as a pretext to creating the North American Union.

Who's fault this all isEdit

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if this slut had kept it's legs closed, and Liberals passed the bill legalizing hookers for farmers, none of this would have happened

SymptomsEdit

It has all the normal symptoms of the flu except it causes ones flesh to taste like baconEpisode #549. The reason this strand of the flu virus is so deadly is because it makes people taste like bacon. Those in third world countries are feeding off of themselves in attempts to receive proper nourishment.

How It Gets Spread AroundEdit

Swine flu is spread to America by drunken college students returning home from Spring break dirty, filthy Mexicans, Bears and dirty filthy, scientists. The only way to stop the spread is basic hygene, washing hands, and good nutrition prayer.

Treatment, Prevention And CureEdit

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The Swine Flu Virus - up close and personal

Citizens are advised that to prevent swine flu from getting into their homes, they should give Kevin Bacon a wide berth, and not allow him into their homes.

Emergency Update: New Cure Found!!Edit

CDC Notices & UpdatesEdit

See AlsoEdit

External TubesEdit



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After a cursory review, the doctor recommends Swine Flu undergo drastic invasive surgery and perhaps a few more medicines.

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