Swine flu is a recently-discovered disease that originated in Mexico and is, as of 2009, currently infecting America. It began as a false flag perpetrated by the CIA and Mossad as a pretext to creating the North American Union.
Who's fault this all isEdit
It has all the normal symptoms of the flu except it causes ones flesh to taste like baconEpisode #549. The reason this strand of the flu virus is so deadly is because it makes people taste like bacon. Those in third world countries are feeding off of themselves in attempts to receive proper nourishment.
How It Gets Spread AroundEdit
Swine flu is spread to America by
drunken college students returning home from Spring break dirty, filthy Mexicans, Bears and dirty filthy, scientists. The only way to stop the spread is basic hygene, washing hands, and good nutrition prayer.
Treatment, Prevention And CureEditCitizens are advised that to prevent swine flu from getting into their homes, they should give Kevin Bacon a wide berth, and not allow him into their homes.
Emergency Update: New Cure Found!!Edit
- "No Masturbation, No Swine Flu" Brilliant!
CDC Notices & UpdatesEdit
- Do I have Swine Flu? The sure fire, simple yes or no instant internet test
- Gay Swine Flue threatens Heterosexual Marriage!
- Swine Flu is Joowish Conspiracy!!!!
- UPDATE: SEE!! NOW WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE!!!
- Swine Flu infects Hollywood
- France to outlaw homosexual kiss after outbreak of swine flu
- Swine Flu evolves, becomes computer virus. Series of Tubes infected!!!
- Santa Claus quarantine. Mexican Christmas canceled
Ultra RichReal Americans running out of Vaccine!
- Swine Flu may not be so bad after all
- Swine flu is actually a sekret friend