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Early Life & EducationEdit
Very little is known about Susan's formal education, but it is important to note that she is Asian, which means she has to be good at math and all the Geisha Arts. There is apparently no truth in the rumour that early in life Susan changed her name from "Madame Chang Kai-Shek".
In addition to her innate ability to add and subtract, Susan most likely attended the correct schools.
Career In PoliticsEdit
It is important to note here that at no point in her political or private life did Susan ever meet Jack Abramoff.