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Surgeon General

The Surgeon General is America's top doctor. He is part of the Salvation Army and leads the battalion of naughty nurses.

Sturgeon General

The current United States Sturgeon General, Mr. Bubbles.

Who Can Become The Surgeon General?Edit

Who Can Not  Become The Surgeon General?Edit

  • Dr. Jack Kervorkian
  • Dr. Jocelyn Elders

What Education Does The Surgeon General Need?Edit

Casual perusal of brochures from HMOs is usually sufficient preparation for the top medical job in the country.

What Does The Surgeon General Do?Edit

The Surgeon General leads legions of doctors into battle.

What Special Equipment Does The Surgeon General Need?Edit

  • flux capacitor
  • ray gun
  • smokes

Where Does The Surgeon General Work?Edit

On a massive beach front estate with squadrons of lower ranking Surgeon Captains and Surgeon Lieutenants at his/her disposal

How Much Money Does The Surgeon General Make?Edit

anywhere from 100,000 to 300,000 dollars a year

See AlsoEdit

Dr. Regina Benjamin

Surgeon General
is part of the United States Federal Government.
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