Super Tuesday is a liberal myth to get you out of your comfortable chairs enjoying fine TV entertainment, such as The Colbert Report. There is only one super day all year long and that's Super Bowl Sunday. Only a Sunday could be a super day.
If you're bored with what the liberal media is showing you on TV and would like to torture some terrorist supporters, grab some eggs and find where the voting caucus is in your area. Although you can go and vote at both, the only ones where voters will be is at the Democrat ones.
We Poll, You DecideEdit
- Points: Find your Caucus, Democratic Unity, Cocky Hawaiians
- Truths: Super Tuesday, voting, The Liberal Media, Super Bowl, Real Americans, Rupert Murdoch, FOX Sports