The sun bear, also known as the dog bear, is the smallest of the of the godless, killing machines known as bears.
Despite it's smaller size (standing about four feet long) it is possibly the most dangerous. Due to it's size, people in southeast Asia where it is primarily found have been attempting to keep them as pets. Of course the sun bears are part of the planning for the Bear Uprising of 2012 by staying in our homes and spying on us. They are watching to find the liberals who may help them as well as where we keep the honey, fruit, and babies that they wish to eat.
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