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The sun is one of America's major competitor for ruler of the solar system. George W. Bush is the next most likely candidate. But thanks to America's love of sunglasses and tanning lotion, the relentless insurgency of the sun on the fine outdoors people of America has thus far been unsuccessful.

In 2075 NASA will launch rockets to the Sun to make it so the Sun orbits the Earth, in a Biblically correct manner.

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