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The summer vacation is one of the signs of how great America is! Summer vacations are the one time when the entire family can get away and enjoy the full splendor of America, such as how gas prices help our free market.

The History Of Summer VacationsEdit

Pre-Invention Of The CarEdit

Post-Invention Of The CarEdit

Why Americans do Not Call Their Vacations "Holiday"Edit

Places To Visit For Summer VacationEdit

See AlsoEdit

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Summer Vacation
needs help fast!
Quick! Someone call the cavalry!

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