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Sudoku is a method of torture invented by the Nazis that involves the evil menace filling numbers 1-9 in a 9x9 grid containing 9 3x3 boxes. In modern days, it is used in America to torture stupid people like Justin Bieber that love to ruin our great homeland. Stephen Colbert endorses Sudoku as a method of torture and a great alternative to capital punishment with some criminals

History of SudokuEdit

Sudoku began as a way to torture the Jews in Nazi Germany with a stupid, yet difficult task, before they were executed. After the collapse of Nazi Germany, Randy Orton decided to bring it to the great Americans. John Stewart was the first guy to be tortured with Sudoku.

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