is something African and thus may or may not be real,
not to pretend that you really care either way. Come on - it's Africa.

It's as peaceful as Canton Kansas in Sudan

Sudan is a giant desert country in Africa. There is a place in Sudan called Darfur where a genocide may or may not be happening. The only people who seem to remember the details are liberal nut-jobs who actually think that Africa is a real place! Ridiculous. The Sudanese government, if they exist, are in reality cracking down on 4X4s, station wagons, vans and any other non-sedan vehicles which are considered unpatriotic in the home of the sedan.

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