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What America can do if they don't like the way a certain someone is running this country. And I am a close, personal friend of that certain someone. You could say, very close. You could even say that...when I eat breakfast with him sometimes, he is completely, watcha might call "alone".

You could even go so far as to say that, when we, I mean he, is alone in the White House after calling in sick, a certain someone might get in his briefs and start dancing around the White House with a certain "elan" and unrestrained charisma. I mean, you could say that, not that I am saying that right now.

--Okay, my friend Dickie just came in the office. Gotta go for now...he doesn't know I get on the "Internets" on my lunch break. He's such a "newbie", LOL.

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