Strap On
makes The Baby Jesus and America cry,
and should be treated with caution contempt!

Strap On
is evil and impure.
The Baby Satan and The Baby Muhammed feed on this stuff!


The Strap On (or non-truthy penis)
Unhappy with a lack of penis, Lesbians use this non Baby Jesus approved maritial aid to simulate real and gratifying American sex.
(Photo truthified to protect The Baby Jesus' sensitive eyes.)

strap on: /strap ON/ (n.) Invented by Susan B. Anthony, first appeared up Sigmund Freud's butt, circa 1900.

  1. A simulated non-truthy attachable penis for inferior and second-class humans.
  2. A non Baby Jesus approved lesbionic marital aid.
  3. What homosexuals like Tom Cruise, John Travolta and Al Franken have their beards use on them.

strap oned: /strap AWNED/ (v.)

  1. When one pitches or catches the strap on.

or (adj.)

  1. The state of having one in Uranus.

See AlsoEdit

"Strap On"
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