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This election is going to rely on the undecided. And who is more undecided than stoned slackers? Ice cream or pretzels? Ice cream or pretzels? What’s it going to be?
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~ Jon Stewart on the audience of The Daily Show

Stoned slackers are the liberal commie pinkos who watch the John Stewart Show. Luckily, the attention span of a stoned slacker is a mere half an hour, at most, and they will have moved on to other things by the time The Report comes on.

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"Stoned Slacker"
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