This election is going to rely on the undecided. And who is more undecided than stoned slackers? Ice cream or pretzels? Ice cream or pretzels? What’s it going to be?
Stoned slackers are the liberal commie pinkos who watch the John Stewart Show. Luckily, the attention span of a stoned slacker is a mere half an hour, at most, and they will have moved on to other things by the time The Report comes on.
More info for stoned slackers is available at: www.stoned-slacker.com, dude.