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has bad teeth and a funny accent because he is British.

Sting is some guy who loves that tantric shit and plays the lute, or something. He hasn't had a decent album since Dream of the Blue Turtles. He sucks, just like the Sarnia Sting of the Ontario Hockey League but used to be good until he did that Jaguar commercial. No man should look as sexy as Sting does at 58. He is famous for causing Bill O'Reilly to flip out on the Inside Edition. Sting is however a better Bass player than Pete Wentz.

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