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Baby Jesus
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!

Only the truly holy are blessed with stigmata!

The sign of true Heavenly devotion, stigmata are God's way of marking his most favorite humans in the image of Jesus - post-crucifixion, when he was at his most awesomest!

Quote open clear3 Blessed are the bleeders, for they shall keep the blood banks nice and busy. Quote close clear2
~Saint Januarius, Patron Saint of Blood Banks

Here's how it works: when God sees someone who is genuinely holy and devout, he sends down an angel while they're asleep. The angel, armed with a large rusty old nail, knocks the lucky recipient out with a roofie, and then gets all "stabby" on their hands and feet.

The result is another satisfied customer!

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