Steve Irwin is dead, he falsely believed that animals came from evolution. As a result, the documentary South Park showed him at the Devil's Sweet 16 party, with a martyred stingray hanging out of him.
- Was married to Olivia Newton-John.
- Learned his love of animals while insemenating sheep in the Outback.
- Favorite movies were "Death Wish" and "Grizzly Man."
- Habitually violated the time tested axiom, "Let sleeping
dogs bears crocodilesstingrays lie."
- Like Timothy Treadwell, mistakingly believed that Godless Killing Machines, really weren't. Just misunderstood.
- Was killed by a stingray.
- Was an international favorite in the gambling game "Death Pool."
- Son, Bob says he wants to follow in his father's footsteps. Proving that stupidity is congenital.
- Wife Terri, is from Eugene, Oregon, Nixo-facto is a Hippie Pot Head.