Sterling Marlin
wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence!
Sterling Marlin
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America

Sterling Marlin is a NASCAR driver and a God-fearing, flag-feeling Tennessee Republican. He won two Daytona 500s, in 1994 and 1995. His sponsors have included Coors Light, the second manliest drink in the world, after Jagermeister.



Sterling Marlin, circa 2006.

  • Sterling Marlin is the third and last driver to win two Daytona 500s in a row, after Richard Petty and Cale Yarborough.
  • Currently, Sterling drives in the NASCAR Busch Series, which is a series for drivers who are either really young or really old. He drives the #40 Geritol/Tucks/AARP/Scooter Chair/Metamucil Dodge. [1]
  • Sterling wears a toupee. [2]
  • Sterling proudly wore Speedos until he moved into the Busch Series. [3][4][5]


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