Stephen King
gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. As A True American™,
it is your duty to report Stephen King to the authorities.


Stephen King
composed at least one non-audiobook book.

On November 27, 2007, Papa Bear called Stephen King a pinhead.

He has earned it by writing books. Also, what's with his Freddie Mercury mouth?

Dude, seriously, spend some money on plastic surgery and stop hating America.


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