You heard it on his 1.30.07 show, he was interviewing Donna Shalala.
Stephen Colbert is forming a committee to look into forming a committee to announce that he will run for the presidency in 2008. But in the meanwhile, we can just appoint him as CEO in charge. No voting necessary.
So. Let's see. Candidate: Our Glorious Stephen. Office: CEO. Campaign Headquarters? Nope. Campaign Platform? Hmmm. Posters, Slogans, Re-Updated 80's Power Rock Anthem? Oh, shit. We'd better get on this before some other pundit steals Stephen's glory!!!
Calm down, people. All is not lost. There is still plenty of time to get The Good Doctor CEOified (personally, I'm thinking we could start with CEO of Viacom). Hows about we begin by using this space, here at the very heart of the internets central tubes known as Stephen-Colbert-For-CEO.com, to work up some plans.
Oh, and somebody send the intern out for coffee. I've got a killer caffeine headache.