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|We put the U in “We Make Money Off You”|
|~ Stephen Colbert "University" Motto|
Stephen Colbert "University" (SCU) is an Online University (College for Profit) that makes a lot of money so Stephen Colbert can finally pay off his college loan from Dartmouth.
~ Stephen Colbert
August 25, 2010
- Nurse Impersonator
- VCR Repair
- Stephen Colbert Organ Farmer
- Test Human Subject
- Food taster
- Nigerian Prince Export
Goldman Sachs CEOalready taken
- Enron CEO vacant
- ↑ Stephen Colbert "University" does not guarantee that
our worthlessour fine college degrees will have practical use in the real world or lead you to a successful career. What it does guarantee is that Goldman Sachs and Stephen Colbert will be able to fulfill their long dream of swimming in a pool of money again this year.
- ↑ No Refunds
- ↑ antidotes not included in the curriculum, bring your own