Stephen Colbert's World Of Nahlej

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Stephen Colbert's World Of Nahlej
is a featured segment of
the Greatest American Television Show--EVER!!!, The Colbert Report.

March 17, 2009 Inaugural EditionEdit


  • those of us who don't understand science are under attack
    • why is gravity trying to keep Stephen down?
  • Obama reversed Bush's Stem Cell policies
    • desperate attempt to grow himself a Commerce Secretary
  • astrology
    • helps make staffing decisions
  • florescent cats
    • can live his dream of reading by cat light
  • Stephen Colbert's World Of Nahlej
    • Americans love putting our mind-mouths to meat
  • our meat supply is under attack
    • from PETA
  • visionary scientist working to save the
  • Dr. Vladimir Maronov(sp)
    • he's a commie
    • Science of meat
    • new way to grow meat
      • grow meat in a petri dish, which may be a cat or meat
  • when is not the right question
    • when if you have all necessary money
  • PETA supports tissue culture meat
    • offered $1-million behind it
  • Shmeat
    • combination of shit and meat
    • inescapable future of humanity
    • tastes like Shmicken

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