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Stephen Colbert's Survivor Tales is an ongoing series of special reports, profiling survivors of horrific incidents, and their couragous tales of fearlessness, self-sacrifice and heart-string-tugging reunions with family members which in no way is calculated to boost ratings for The Colbert Report.
Tales of SurvivalEdit
Up In SmokeEdit
Produced By: Jeff Cooperman
May 24, 2007
Brian attended a barbecue at a friend's house and got caught up in a conversation, a conversation so involved, that by the time he did finally get to the grill, all the burgers were gone. He was forced to have a veggie burger.
LESSONS LEARNED: Get to the grill early.