Stephen Colbert's Survivor Tales
is a featured segment of
the Greatest American Television Show--EVER!!!, The Colbert Report.

Stephen Colbert's Survivor Tales is an ongoing series of special reports, profiling survivors of horrific incidents, and their couragous tales of fearlessness, self-sacrifice and heart-string-tugging reunions with family members which in no way is calculated to boost ratings for The Colbert Report.

Tales of SurvivalEdit

Up In SmokeEdit

Produced By: Jeff Cooperman


May 24, 2007

Brian attended a barbecue at a friend's house and got caught up in a conversation, a conversation so involved, that by the time he did finally get to the grill, all the burgers were gone. He was forced to have a veggie burger.

LESSONS LEARNED: Get to the grill early.


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