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Tales of SurvivalEdit
Up In SmokeEdit
Produced By: Jeff Cooperman
May 24, 2007
Brian attended a barbecue at a friend's house and got caught up in a conversation, a conversation so involved, that by the time he did finally get to the grill, all the burgers were gone. He was forced to have a veggie burger.
LESSONS LEARNED: Get to the grill early.