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Stephen Colbert's Guardian Eagles
is just one of the many gifts the Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.
has bestowed upon all of humankind. Thank you Dr. Colbert, thank you.
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"Stephen Colbert's Guardian Eagles"
has been approved for use in the "Leave No Child's Behind Abstinent Only"
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Using this tube of the internets will preserve your virginality.
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Stephen Colbert's Guardian Eagles are an all-volunteer army of vigilante chaperones who protect the virtue of our nation's impressionable young women.

Their mission: to protect our country's moral standards at all pre-proms, proms, and after proms.

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Killer, ready to protect Stephen's daughter at her prom.


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