Stephen Colbert's Fried Salad
is just one of the many gifts the Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.
has bestowed upon all of humankind. Thank you Dr. Colbert, thank you.


For those commandos out there who insist on eating their salad bareback, instead of swallowing the bag whole like you're supposed to.


Fried Salad is Our Glorious Stephen's special recipe for salad. You know it's safe because e. coli cannot survive a bath in Stephen's deep-fat fryer, and you know it's healthy because it's salad.

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