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Stephen Colbert's Formula 409
is available for purchase
from and for the benefit of Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.
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A microscopic photo of Formula 409 attacking a particle of dirt.

In an unprecedented move, Stephen Colbert and the Clorox Company teamed up to create a new & improved version of their popular cleaning product, Formula 409. When it became known that Stephen Colbert's Formula 401 was not just a powerful baby-maker, but the most effective degreaser known to man as well, a bidding war broke out amonst numerous top companies. It is estimated Mr. Colbert earned somewhere in the 7-figure range for his chemical secret. Housewives and Mexican maids nationwide rejoiced at the news.

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