Stephen Colbert's Formula 402

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Stephen Colbert's Formula 402
is available for purchase
from and for the benefit of Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.


As featured on the June 19, 2006 Colbert Report.

Stephen Colbert's premium man juice for risky women. It has absolutely no guarantee of quality. It is designed for women that, like Stephen, don't buy any of that evolution crap but believe in selective breeding. It's your best bet to get risk-taking children with balls instead of liberals.


  • Every sample of Stephen's reproductive seed will be extracted during extreme risk - while hang-gliding, base-jumping, or running with scissors.
  • Some of it might not even be Stephen's.
  • 1 in every 100 spermatazoa is actually tiger sperm, which probably won’t take.
  • Hero Himself not included

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