Stephen Colbert's Fleet Week Clean Time Fun Zone is the alternative to immoral Fleet Week activities our fighting men and women are exposed to while on leave in New York City.
- Make Your Own Popcorn Balls
- Virginity Pledge
- Abstinence Skee Ball, where all the holes are covered
- Battleship board games
Stephen Colbert's Fleet Week Clean Time Fun Zone is located at The Colbert Report Studios in midtown Manhattan, just around the corner from Larry Flynt's Hustler Club.